whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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