Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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