whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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