its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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