Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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