You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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