Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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