Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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