OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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