Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
3 2 1 whiskey
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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