her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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