I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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