I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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