Porn is love you can see.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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