Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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