I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
she pinky promised me she was 18
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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