Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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