Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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