in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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