It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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