i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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