i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Boobs speak an international language.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Randomize
