well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
only if we run a train.
done.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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