This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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