So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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