adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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