I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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