Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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