i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I don't think brook has ever known best
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.