I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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