But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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