A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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