I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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