hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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