i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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