Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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