i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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