It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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