Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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