doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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