she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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