i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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