Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
