is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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