Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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