My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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