ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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