So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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