fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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