He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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