What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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