A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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