I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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