Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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