So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We talked him into tasing himself.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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